ikealanterns:

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

gayray:

they call it weed because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

slimetony:

chastity belt but instead of stopping me from having sex it stops me from smoking weed

angelsbpd:

Therapist: people are going to come and go that’s how life is
Me: immediately starts crying

if we’re mutuals please don’t hesitate to

straightboyfriend:

• kill me with a big rock
• throw me in the ocean
• fling me into the sun